WHY HAS NOBODY EVER SAID ANYTHING NICER TO GARTH?
HE IS THE MOST LOVING, CARING, HAPPY-GO-LUCKY MEMBER OF THE SHOW. HE QUESTIONS KIDS WITH SOCK PUPPETS BECAUSE HE DOESN’T WANT TO SCARE THEM. HE SAVES DEAN AND SAM’S RELATIONSHIP. HE TAKES CARE OF KEVIN. GARTH HAS A SOLUTION FOR EVERYTHING. GARTH TAKES ON ONE OF THE MOST EMOTIONALLY DAMAGING JOBS AND REMAINS HAPPY, UNBROKEN, AND SMILING.
WHY DOESN’T EVERYONE SHOWER GARTH WITH COMPLIMENTS???
and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try and catch one that is still in the air. there are clearly reasons why he doesn’t get sorted into ravenclaw
life is full of little surprises, for example:
‘dog food lid’ when read backwards is ‘dildo of god’
We can only be friends if you’re kind of an asshole. Not full blown asshole because that’s no fun. And if you’re not an asshole at all then that won’t work either. A halfway asshole. Those are my kind of people.
reasons to date me:
-i can pick stuff up with my feet sometimes
-ive never killed a man (yet)
-i once got 95% on guitar hero
-you can play with my hair
-im cheaper than a puppy
do you ever get in those moods when everything annoys you and you’re just so irritated and nervous but you have no clue why, and you just want to punch a hole in the wall and then break down in tears?
when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh because guys have a floppy piece of flesh that gets hard and that’s pretty fuckin weird, bucko
‘All the women in Doctor Who fall in love with the Doctor’
1. No they don’t
2. Just the women?
every single name and much more
Brantley Gilbert *
All but Keither Urban..
Could that be any more accurate